101 Sex Jokes And Comix by L. Shoemaker

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Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of strangers. " The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered. " "There's something wrong with my ear" he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly. " "I can't piss out of it," the man replied!!! (;;66 One gay guy decides to have a tattoo done. On arrival to the tattoo artist he spots a picture of Frank Bruno. "Oh he's my favorite darling.... " he asked the tattoo artist. So it was done.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladiesrestroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed it's pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Ten Ways Steak is Better Than Sex 10) A bruised eye heals faster with rotten steak than rotten pussy. 9) That’s the only meat your wife allows you to beat. 8) The hole in the rib-eye is much tighter than the hole in your cat. 7) Steak is better burnt around the pink than pussy. 6) Steak juices taste better than your wife’s juices. 5) After your done eat’n steak, you don’t get little curly hairs in your teeth. 4) You don’t get that empty feeling when you order steak at the hotel. 3) You can’t get arrested for eating premature steak.

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